Things suck.
Twitter
| Me: | Kuya Ewe, you always update your FB like Twitter. Why don't you get a Twitter? |
| Kuya Ewe: | Ruth, this is the only time I have Internet. When I get back I won't have much...*thinks a bit*...wait, di ba Twitter has this "followers" thing? |
| Me: | Uhm, yeah. |
| Kuya Ewe: | Sign me up! I need some followers! Disciples! So that we could share my ideas (particulary the nationalistic ones) and take over the world! |
| Me: | Uhm, Kuya Ewe. You're taking this way too literally! |
| Kuya Ewe: | ... |
